What is Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

A magician was driving down the street and all of a sudden…

He turned into a driveway.

What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.

Tried to take a photograph of some fog…

Mist.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

“Aye matey!”

Where does naughty light go?

Prism.

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.

He said “Wii.”

You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe, who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

Poetry.

I ate too much Eastern Indian food.  

Now I falafel.

 

Dance has been my life for almost 50 years. Performing, and teaching, ballet is what I do... what I did. I had no plans to retire anytime soon, but June of 2016, I was diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease. It’s a neurological, degenerative, movement disease. I won't be dancing for very much longer if at all. I am losing control of my arms & legs, my muscles are stiffening up, & my sense of balance has ceased to exist. I’ve tied my last pair of pointe shoe ribbons. I now "dance" & "choreograph" through video. Ballet dancer Sergei Polunin is my favorite subject. Videos like "Take Me To Church" and "Make Love Not Walls" helped rocket him into superstar status. Unfairly or not, he was deemed the "Bad Boy of Ballet" because of his off stage antics & multiple tattoos soon after becoming the youngest principal dancer ever at the Royal Ballet. Growing up under a microscope proved difficult, however, he's emerged on the other side a veritable supernova!

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