What is Forrest Gump’s password?
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
A magician was driving down the street and all of a sudden…
He turned into a driveway.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?
I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.
Tried to take a photograph of some fog…
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Where does naughty light go?
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
He said “Wii.”
You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe, who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?
I ate too much Eastern Indian food.
Now I falafel.